theonesock:

garlic-breadgasm:

YOU DON’T OWE YOUR PARENTS ANYTHING

IT WAS THEIR CHOICE TO HAVE, KEEP AND RAISE YOU BUT IT WASN’T YOUR CHOICE TO BE THEIR CHILD

ANY EXPECTATIONS OR IDEALS THEY TRY AND ENFORCE ON YOU ARE BULLSHIT IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH THEM

THEY SHOULD ACCEPT THEIR CHILD AS THEY ARE NOT JUDGE THEM ON A MINOR DETAIL THAT DOESN’T AFFECT THEIR LIFE

DO NOT FEEL BAD IF YOU AREN’T THE PERFECT CHILD YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU SHOULD BE

needed this. maybe you do too.

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girl-non-grata:

Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.

Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

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fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

onthesideoftheotters:

remember the time when spock quoted sherlock and then sherlock was in the next movie

that’s how you summon Benedict Cumberbatch

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theniftyfifties:

Marilyn Monroe photographed by Philippe Halsman, 1959. 

theniftyfifties:

Marilyn Monroe photographed by Philippe Halsman, 1959. 

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Welcome to tumblr.

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lifeandotheroddtales:

Different Sherlock portrayals as cats. Because I can.

House is the uncontrollable crazy cat.

Robert Downey Jr. cat is the flaunting type.

BBC Sherlock is the brooding cat.

Elementary Sherlock is the cuddly one.

Canon Sherlock is an awesome YouTube keyboard cat that Watson is always impressed by.

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liamdryden:

tondalayo:

foxes enjoying themselves (x)

you’re welcome

i can’t deal with this